youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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