It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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