Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
