me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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