with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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