i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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