HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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