dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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