Whod you bang
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
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