my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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