I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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