If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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