I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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