I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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