Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
