Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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