Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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