Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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