when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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