I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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