Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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