There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
