Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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