No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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