You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
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