do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
people are starting to question the shark bite story
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
