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Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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