This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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