Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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