i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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