You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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