I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
do herpes really smell.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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