Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
porn star boner night. come get it.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Randomize
