There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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