I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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