I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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