That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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