I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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