If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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