so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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