Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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