so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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