had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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