So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
