i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
this just has baby written all over it
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
how drunk are you?
Several
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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