i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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