I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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