you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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