Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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