The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
